What better way to convey mankind's wonderment at technology than with an image of a woman in crosshairs, holding up a huge "@" like it's a prized golden pumpkin? This image shows up on the login page of the Baltimore airport's pay wi-fi system. And seriously, it's better than Magic Headache Elixir and Hand-Shoveled Irrigation System combined. Check this shit out, o ye mighty!
Let us now weep for America's children, and the atrocious graphic design--no, shitty old-school Paint work--that gathers to brutalize their eyes. Not to mention all the horrid beige pantsuits they'll have to wear.
